So last night I'm coming home from PZ. I was already pretty tired and sorta dozing off at the wheel waiting at the light. All of a sudden this dude comes crashing on top on my windshield! I nearly freaked out and drove off, but it turned out to be a homeless guess with a squeegee. Dude was black and dressed in all black, how the heck are people supposed to avoid hitting them when they do this crap, like they're some kinda night time vigilante windshield cleaning ninjas or something. Worse part was I just cleaned my windshield earlier in the day, even worse than that, HE MADE MY WINDSHIELD DIRTIER THAN IT WAS BEFORE!!! Argh, stupid windshield ninja is gonna get it next time I find him!
Music: Drowning Pool - Bodies
Big or small, short or tall, we all go splat when we fall.
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