Rum mixes well with EvErYtHiNg! Sake mixes well wit nUtTiN! NuFf sAid!

WOW THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON!

Another thing, why are these profile things gay, I don't want the whole world to know my damn name, the people that care already know, fo sho. That's good nuff fo me. Somebody find me a girl please, I too pathetic to actually go talk to a girl so I need lots of help cause I'm like mentally retarded when it comes to that. I dunno, I should goto Japan.

Oh yeah, making up nonsense as I go. Selling porn on eBay, drinkin whatevers in my glass, ish pretty good, lemme tell ya. Worryin bout life..... not really..... more like about to bitch about crap. Fallin for a girl you had no business fallin for in the first place sucks. Not being able to pull yourself away from it is pathetic. So like tonite, I'll have money to spend, but where do I go..... On one hand I could go party with some friends and said girl, then feel miserable about my lack of a lovelife, or I can go hang at Stargate where I'll feel miserable about my life in general. YAY!!!!!! THE FUN NEVER STOPS!!!!!!!!

What in the hell time is this thing on? I swear it's on crack or something!

Ok, first time on this thing and it screws up, yay.